2D6 RANDO MEAT-SHIELDS
Only if you want to live!
2D6 RANDOM HIRELINGS
Kling the Fake. 6 HP. Always typecast as the king. His performances garner standing ovations when heavily drunk.
Iorika the Hag. 3 HP. Old and ugly. Reads palms in exchange for booze and long smooches.
Scurv the Fisherman. 5 HP. Bearded and fat. Reeks of fish. Claims to speak to mermaids. Suffers my mermaid Scurv.
Yngrik the Cursed. 6 HP. Cursed by the gods – never gets sober, always rolls sixes. ALWAYS!
Funbuns. 3 HP. Tall, thin, habitual ass-grabber. Former mercenary, lost his legs during the Troll Wars. Carries two spring loaded bracers that eject daggers.
Crinthus. 4 HP. Coward and germaphobe. Can always find a clean toilet.
Lipless Larry. 5 HP. Drunk and charlatan, selling fake magical potions discarded by a fake red wizard of high position.
Wet Dreenan. 4 HP. A cuddler that often wets his pants. Most assume its piss.
Sergeant Irko Malore. 5 HP. Former wandering peddler mistaken for a missing Sergeant from the walls of Trost.
Dunwicky. 4 HP. Has fleas that he swears obey his commands.
Gunthar the Lame. 5 HP. Lame, has a lead leg that nullifies magic & acts as a flask.
These are great and would be a blast at the table.
What does “Suffers my mermaid Scurv” actually mean?